HuffPost TV rounded up 20 of the top TV critics in the country to share their picks and, not surprisingly, no one pulled any punches with this topic. At all. But it wasn't totally unanimous -- although there is a clear loser here, 10 different shows actually received shout-outs for their awfulness.
Now we're not saying these shows won't be huge hits -- inevitably, there are always a few shockingly bad shows each season that become huge ratings surprises. We're just saying we can't condone you wasting your time watching them. So without further ado, watch this hilarious video to get all our worst new show picks in under four minutes.
A special shout-out to all of the critics who shared their opinions, in order of appearance: Gail Pennington from the St. Louis Post-Dispatch; Jarett Wieselman from ETonline and TheInsider.com; Jace Lacob from The Daily Beast; Carina MacKenzie from Zap2it; Eric Deggans from the Tampa Bay Times; Michael O'Connell from THR.com; Alan Sepinwall from HitFix; Melanie McFarland from IMDb TV; Denise Martin from Vulture; HuffPost TV's own Mo Ryan; Alyssa Rosenberg from ThinkProgress.org and Slate; Ken Tucker from Entertainment Weekly; Damian Holbrook from TV Guide Magazine; Sarah Rodman from The Boston Globe; Matt Roush from TV Guide Magazine; Ellen Gray from the Philadelphia Daily News; yours truly; Dan Fienberg from HitFix; and Todd VanDerWerff from The A.V. Club.
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Wiltrina Jones Lost More Than 200 Pounds And Is Training For A Fitness Competition
I knew how I looked, I just didn't want to accept or face it. It was easier to block it out and not face the person I allowed myself to become. I just channeled all of my energy into work, trying to be the best at everything else in my life. I was the girl that watched “The Biggest Loser” every season from start to finish sitting there eating chips and Oreos while saying, “Wow, I wish I had the strength to do what they are doing, I wish I had their drive and dedication.” It just never clicked what I was actually doing to myself. I would try to do workouts on On Demand but couldn't last through the warm up. I would be out of breath and give up because I felt it was too hard and I couldn't keep up. So I just returned back to my old behaviors of eating and not exercising. Truth be told, I was miserable. Breaking Point: I was 39 years old in 2008 and visited a website where you could see old friends from high school. I was on there looking at my old classmates who I graduated with and came across two of my friends who were also in the marching band with me. Looking at them jolted something inside of me. I sat there with tears in my eyes, wondering how we could be the same age and they look like that and I look like this. These two young ladies were fit and I wanted that too. I made up my mind at that moment that I wanted to lose weight. How I Lost It: It didn't start instantaneously, but I knew I had to do something.
So I started one day going to Gold's Gym. I would walk on the treadmill for 30 minutes and then run out the door as soon as I was done. It was overwhelming; I was out of breath and I didn't want to do anything else. Within five months I had lost 68 pounds. But I had knee pain that wouldn't go away, and eventually I had to stop going to the gym. My doctor told me it was because of my weight. I suffered with the pain for 10 months, and gained every bit of the weight back and then some. I was devastated. My knee pain continued to the point that it started giving out on me. My back and legs were in so much pain, too. I was on acid reflux meds and pain meds for my back and my knees. I stopped weighing myself at the doctors because it was pointless; the scale only went to 350. My doctor gave me a shot of cortisone in the knee and said if that didn't work he would need to do surgery. I made a promise to God if I felt better I wasn't going to do this to myself again. Well, I felt better, but didn't have a plan -- yet I knew I was going to do something. I talked to a client of mine who also went to Gold's Gym.
She gave me a diet to try, but it was just that, a diet, and I needed something I could do for the rest of my life. I tracked my progress for a month of eating no carbs. I was fascinated by the First Lady and her fight against obesity, so I took what I learned from her and coupled it with a host of recipes that I created. Today I eat clean. I eat six to seven small meals a day, of things like protein shakes, baked chicken breast, broccoli, tilapia, sweet potatos and more. I work out six days a week. I do daily cardio running or the Stairmaster. I focus on different body parts daily for strength, like triceps, biceps, back, legs, abs, glutes, deltoids, etc. I love to work out; it's my life. I get asked constantly how I lost the weight and I listen to so many stories. I tell them I truly understand I used to be you. I let them know it's not easy but that it is definitely worth it. It's not about how fast it comes off, but about getting healthy and changing your lifestyle. Today, I'm getting my body ready for a fitness competition. Everyone seems to not remember me 200 pounds heavier, but I do. I love me today.
People Magazine's Summer Slim-Down Special
Michelle Mohr thought losing weight was impossible. "I remember sitting on the couch and bawling, 'I'm never going to be thin!'" she told People magazine,
It's a feeling we hear all too often from readers who share with us their stories of weight loss success. Whether it's due to non-existant exercise habits, a lack of nutritional guidance, a serious health issue or other concerns, extra weight can make a healthy lifestyle seem like nothing more than a dream.
But Mohr, 27, and the four other people profiled in People's Summer Slim-Down Special, are proof that it can be a reality. She told the magazine she would eat pizza, fries and nachos for lunch at school, and two plates of spaghetti for dinner -- after having a family-sized box of stuffing as a snack. Today, she's 100 pounds lighter, with the help of magazines and online videos to learn about healthy living. "I love having confidence," she said.
Maria Sharapova's Dress On Jimmy Fallon Is Just Barely Covering The Tennis Star
It must be pretty nice to be Maria Sharapova these days. After winning the silver medal at the Olympics earlier this month, the Russian tennis star launched a brand of gummy candies called Sugarpova (who knew the athlete had such a sweet tooth?) and graced the cover of Hamptons magazine. Maria clearly had plenty to discuss during her appearance on "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon" last night, but we were a bit distracted by her dress. The 25-year-old opted for a not-so-standard LBD featuring sheer paneling that strategically accentuated her, um, collarbone and extended down her back. She also wore black strappy sandals and chandelier earrings, but we can't imagine that too many people took notice of her accessories. The blonde athlete could definitely be confused for a supermodel -- especially in this getup. Maria managed to pull off the risqué look and avoided any wardrobe malfunctions (phew). And we think she looked pretty gorgeous. What do you think of Maria's sheer dress? Would you wear it?
Lindsay Lohan Caught Up In Jewelry Theft After Alleged Hollywood Hills Burglary
Lohan reportedly asked cops, "Am I a suspect?" and when an officer replied "No," she left. This isn't the troubled starlet's first rodeo when it comes to stolen goods. In 2009, her house was burglarized by the now-infamous Bling Ring, a group of young people who robbed the homes of celebrities in the Hollywood Hills. In May of last year, Lohan pleaded no contest to misdemeanor theft for stealing a $2,500 necklace from an LA store. The actress claimed that the necklace was on loan to her and her stylist should have returned it, but the store's owner said Lohan walked out of the store with the jewels after trying on and removing several other items. She was sentenced to 120 days in jail. This latest incident is one in a long line of Lohan woes. The actress had been attempting to revamp her image since last year's jail stint and it has been quite the roller coaster. She got into a car accident in June and threw a fit at Bootsy Bellows over Francesca Eastwood's presence.
Angelina Jolie On Ann Curry
Halle Berry Custody Battle
The former couple, who split in February 2010, have been in and out of court for months battling over custody of Nahla, and so far, Berry hasn't fared well. In June, TMZ reported that a family law judge ordered Berry to pay Aubry $20,000 a month in child support. Berry asked the court for permission to move to France, claiming that she fears for her life now that Richard Franco -- the man who was convicted of stalking Berry, is out of jail, while Robert Hoskins, a man who allegedly threatened to slit Berry's throat, briefly managed to escape from a mental institution in February. The actress also cited concerns for her daughter's safety, and believes that she'll be better protected from the watchful eyes of the paparazzi, as French laws prohibit photographers from snapping unwanted photos, even if the celebrity is out in public. Berry even called upon her pal, actress Salma Hayek, to help make her case.
Last week, Berry's lawyers filed a declaration from Hayek, in which she states she has firsthand knowledge that France is a safer place for celebrities because of the restrictions on photographers. Hayek is married to French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault, and in her declaration she states that she spends a lot of time in France with her daughter Valentina, and they don't have to deal with the hordes of paparazzi as they do in the United States. According to TMZ, Aubry's lawyers have contested this reasoning and claim that danger lurks in France for the actress as well, and she could suffer the same tragic fate as Princess Diana, who died in a car crash while being chased by photographers in 1997.
Avril Lavigne Engaged To Chad Kroeger
Taylor Swift Crashes Kennedy Wedding
It was like talking to a ghost. She seemed to look right past me.” Swift's spokesperson Paula Erikson denied Vicki's account of the weekend, insisting, “There is no truth to that. Taylor was invited to the wedding and the bride thanked her profusely for being there.” Visit the Boston Herald for more on the story. The 22-year-old country crooner and her 18-year-old boyfriend have been causing quite the scene in New England recently. Photographers caught Swift and Kennedy kissing on the beach in Hyannis Port where the Kennedy compound is located (and where the singer just purchased her own $4.9 million home). The two may make an even more public appearance together when Swift performs at the 2012 MTV Video Music Awards next month. She will perform her new song "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together," which set a digital record for a song by a female artist, with 623,000 paid downloads.
Justin Bieber To Make Cameo Appearance On "The Simpsons"

Justin Bieber will get the cartoon treatment when he joins Bart and the gang in an upcoming episode of “The Simpsons.”
The teen singing sensation — who’s younger than the show itself — will play himself in the episode, set to air in 2013 during the 24th season of “The Simpsons.”
“It’s a cameo,” executive producer Al Jean told EW.com.
“But all of his fans should watch every minute of the show, before and after he’s on,” he joked.
Bieber, 18, may have leaked the news too soon when he posted the announcement Monday on Twitter.
“Just did a voiceover for the SIMPSONS! #swaggy,” he wrote, according to EW.com.
The tweet was deleted, but Jean later confirmed Bieber’s role, without dishing out too many details.
“He tries to get into a talent show that Bart is playing piano in and they won’t admit him,” Jean told the website. “Draw your own conclusions.”
The episode is titled, “The Fabulous Faker Boy.”
Other high-profile guests to appear in the new season, which begins Sept. 30, include Edward Norton, Steve Carell, Zooey Deschanel, Anne Hathaway and Natalie Portman, EW.com reports.
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